Q: Uh...... Are these your puppets?
A: "Uh..... yes."
Q: Did you make these puppets?
A: "Uh..... yes."
Q: Where did you learn to make puppets?
A: "Just started making them. Then I researched at the local library."
Q: What do the pin up girls have to do with puppets?
A: "You'll never get it if you have to ask."
Q: Hear any good jokes lately?
A: "Yeah"
Q: Are the puppets for sale?
A: "No. If you really want a puppet give me sex, money, or weed"
Q: Will you perform at my birthday party?
A: "See above."
Q: Are you crazy?
A: "A bit I suppose."
Q: Can I do funny voices for you?
A: "Probably not."
Q: Have you seen Being John Malkovich and Team America?
A: "Check please!"
