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Burny does what he wants, living life as it comes.
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Row row row your boat, gently down the stream. The Captain's farts are so bad they make you want to scream.
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He's the very first of the Gepetto Files™ puppets. Our Adam has seen it all from the beginning.
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This sad red headed stepchild is pretty pathetic. His only friend is a piece of Bubble Wrap named Jeff.
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The midnight shift wouldn't be the same at Rats Diner without good old Cookie behind the grill.
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This troubled soul has been called a lot of things. What she hates to be called is Melvin D.A's booty call.
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He worked up the street at the candy factory. Nobody had a clue, what he could be.
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The light footed, smooth talking dance phenomenon has dazzled audiences all over the world..... in his head.
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It's never good news when Death shows up. When he's not out making your relatives cry, he's trying to write the great one. Joke that is.
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It's hard to believe the holidays can get any worse when he's around. He's a #^@%!* mess. And he's got a gun. Look out!
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He's the king of the jungle and the ring. One of the reigning champs at Fight Night in Tijahuana.
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She will grant your wish but it's never that easy.
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This is one bad mouse, probably the baddest mouse that ever walked the earth. But don't mistake him for a rat.
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This green monster is more of a dude than a monster. He writes poems, he likes to party and he goes to open mic night.
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Herr Hare is the powerful, insidious Fuzzy Bunny. He is an influential big business tycoon, powerful crime boss, and fascist dictator.
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A dark poet with a death wish, a codependent girlfriend (Veronica) and a scorching case of herpes.
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He dug his own hole. Is he nuts or is it really the end of the world? One thing's for sure; that damn spider will never let him have a decent meal.
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Cold Timmy's dad is a real piece of work. If he is in a good mood it's because he is probably not sober.
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She's a dominatrix sheep woman. The ex-wife to Lovely.
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He is a dwarf, a sucker, a fool and a hopeless romantic. His wife/parnter in crime is the intoxicating Black Russian, Tripetta.
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He's The Gepetto Files™ lawyer. Who's side is he on? Whoever is paying.
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He's the rebel without a clue, the American dumb ass, and he thinks he's psychic. Play along or it could get ugly. Baw twedabah!!
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Der Fuzzy Bunny's right hand man. What he lacks in brains he makes up in enthusiasm.
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Some people are just shitty from the day they were born. Why? Because they're rats.
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The bumbling sloth at the Ypsitucky Police Force is always up to go good.
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He is the Haunted Highway Man.
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This rough neck stupid cupid flies the skies with love in his eyes.
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Is it a genetic experiment gone wrong or a result of Mad Cow Disease?
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The ever supportive and often clueless mother of Cold Timmy and Veronica appears meek and docile.
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The salty, ginger owner of Eddie's Lounge has been around a long time.
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The Rebel Without a Clue. Noble loser free spirit with a pleasant sh*tty attitude. Hell yeah!
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The brilliant, cool headed sidekick of the Black Frog is never without a insulting comeback or an escape plan.
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He is a smart, laid back orangatang that knows when to walk away from a sinking ship.
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This crazy chimp makes the coffee and covers up for Mr Bananas on Ypsitucky Blues.
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He's always on the receiving end of Van Gogh's wrath and never catches a break.
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The elusive head of an international terrorists group spends his days plotting sneaky, despicable, evil things.
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Melvin D.A's father doesn't have much good to say about his no good son.
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He made all of the puppets. Not anticipating he would become one himself. Will he ever be himself again? Who knows.
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He's a magical fellow with a taste for the theatrics, and the absurd.
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Everybody knows at least one of these guys. Maxine's nephew has a difficult time staying out of trouble.
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Lord of the Underworld. Prince of Darkness. King of the Bad Examples.
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Scratch is the wise cracking demon cohort on The Devil's Advocate, The Talk Show From Hell.
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Skiddle intro.
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The hero for our modern age. He blasts into a room with fists a flying.
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This homicidal maniac makes Jeffery Dahmer nervous.
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They are The Taliband. This whole thing's out of hand. They jump around in their orange pants. Don't try and understand.
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He is the perfect combo of all the worst bad habits.
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She is HopFrog's gorgeous, unruly wife. She stays guarded with her many secrets and can hypnotize an audience with her erotic dance.
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He's without a doubt, the worst magician in the world. One things for sure, VanGogh can make his dignity disappear in a second.
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Cold Timmy's older sister is always thinking of a new get rich quick plan.
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